sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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