Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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