But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is wine microwaveable?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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