I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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