i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
dude i'm inner monologue high
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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