Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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