i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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