He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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