we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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