:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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