Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
be right there i have to get my cape
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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