I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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