I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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