They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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