u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i just made my gag reflex go away.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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