sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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