So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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