the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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