It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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