Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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