My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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