New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
