We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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