where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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