Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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