Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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