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yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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