Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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