Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
