i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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