Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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