I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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