Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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