we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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