i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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