It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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