So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
