I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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