Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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