I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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