Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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