I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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