The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
