A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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