Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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