she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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