Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He is an equal opportunity slut.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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