we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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