Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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