If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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