the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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