Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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