No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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